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In the Garden of Eden, Adam asks, “God, why did you make Eve so beautiful?”

God responds, ”So you would love her.”

Then Adam asks, “But God, why did you make her so dumb?”

God replies, “So she would love you.”

3 Answers

Virginia

O'Tink, this is a wonderful bedtime laugh...poor neighbors again, it's midnight and I am rolling in the aisles here again...

TheOtherTink Virginia

I hope your neighbors haven't put out contracts on Marianne and me.  :O :ermm: :) :D

Rooster

Ha! Love it! :D :D :D

Marianne

Lol - T(h)ink, a good one!

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TheOtherTink Marianne

@ Marianne,

Thank God for fig leaves.  :ermm: :) :D

Marianne Marianne

Lol, T(h)ink :D:D:D - but wait a minute, the leaves above do not look like real fig leaves; these are the fig leaves:

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Ficus carica

TheOtherTink Marianne

@ Marianne,

You are right.  God, in His wisdom, made fig leaves the right shape for their ultimate purpose.  :ermm: :) :D

Marianne Marianne

Lol, T(h)ink, you are hitting the nail on its head. :angel::D:D

TheOtherTink Marianne

:D :D :D :O :blush:

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Marianne Marianne

:O:blush::angel::ermm::D:D:D - cough, cough - ;):D

TheOtherTink Marianne

Um... is the faun having a hernia exam, Marianne?  :O :blush: :ermm: :angel: :) :D

Marianne Marianne

Well, T(h)ink, that might be a possibility - but it depends on the kind of hernia:

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:O:angel::):D

But I'd rather say that he was drunk - and the artist too:

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By the way, it seems to be Bouchardon's copy at the Louvre.


TheOtherTink Marianne

Yes, you are right; the original at the Glyptothek is indoors. (for privacy, I guess)  :blush: :blush: :blush:

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Marianne Marianne

Lol, T(h)ink - and you are not shocked - or did you forget the fig leaf ?

:O:O:angel::blush::angel::D:D:D


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