Not so Bad ?
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake.
The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money.
The gang was very happy to escape.
"It ain't so bad," one crook noted. "We got $25 between us."
The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers ... we had $100 when we broke in!"
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Link: http://jokes4all.net/boss-jokes?p=4
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That reminds me of another lawyer joke:
A lawyer, a doctor and a car dealer are standing around, chatting at a wake, when the lawyer says, "You know, it has always been a tradition in my family to slip some money into the coffin, just so's the dear departed will have some walking-around dough, over there on the other side."
"What a nice idea," says the doctor, and puts a crisp $100 bill into the coffin.
Then the car dealer agrees, steps up and does the same.
Then the lawyer steps up, removes the two $100 bills, puts them in his wallet, and then places a check for $300 in the coffin.
Lol - T(h)ink, a good one!
Between the two of you? You both give me an early morning laugh. People think I'm nuts!
@ Rooster: Don't tell them you're reading jokes from a Swiss lily and a Pixie Hollow fairy, or they'll be sure you're nuts.
Lol, Rooster and T(h)ink (giggling*
), there are many kinds of nuts - and quite a few delicious ones, like, for instance:
the Tuorta da Nuschs:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%C3%BCndner_Nusstorte
(made with walnuts)
(* One of my favourite grandaunts' first name was Lili ...)
I enjoyed both of the jokes, ty Marianne and Tink!
YW, Virginia!
You're very welcome, Virginia.