"Mom, does God go to the bathroom?" a son asked.
The mom replied, "No son, why?"
The son said, "Well every morning Dad goes to the bathroom and pounds on the door and shouts, 'Oh God! Are you still in there?!?!' "
Link:
http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/family-jokes/9
Lol, Rooster - I like this site too!
"No, dear, that's not God, but your teen-age sister taking one of her half-hour showers."
Lol, T(h)ink, an excellent explanation.
I like this one too, Marianne!
Lol, Virginia, thank you for taking part in the fun.