A rich Beverly Hills lady got very angry at her French maid.
After a long list of stinging remarks about her shortcomings as a cook and housekeeper, she dismissed the maid.
The maid, with her Gallic ancestry, couldn't allow such abuse to go unanswered.
"Your husband considers me a better housekeeper and cook than you, Madam. He has told me himself."
The rich woman just swallowed and said nothing. "And furthermore," the angry girl continued, "I am better in bed than you!"
"And I suppose my husband told you that, too?"
"No, Madam," said the maid.
"Not your husband ... the mail man!"
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The Milkman probably too! LOL.
Lol, Rooster, and he was probably the better expert ...
And that's not the full extent of Madam's scandalous behavior.
She dressed in her finest regalia,
To attend a year-end bacchanalia.
The air was most festive
And keenly suggestive
Of strong drink and hot genitalia.
Lol, T(h)ink - oh oh oh -
... with a touch from "bella Italia"!
Oh Marianne I love this one!
Lol, you're very welcome, Virginia!