Lecture Tour with A Difference
On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home.
As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman.
'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer.
'I'm on my way to a lecture,' answered Roger.
'And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year's Eve?' enquired the constable sarcastically.
'My wife,' slurred Daniel grimly.
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"Serves you right," said the cop, "for leaving your wife home alone on New Year's eve."
Lol, T(h)ink, I can only confirm that this is indeed a case of gross negligence.
Tink's right! How did he get away with that one! He's in for it when he gets home!
Lol, Rooster, oh yes, he is "in for it" when he gets home.
There are some other solutions, though ...
Hubs thought he had gotten away
With something quite clever that day.
But his wife spent the time
On her paramour's dime,
With some drink and some dance and a lay.
Well that may have been a story oft-repeated, Marianne!
Yes, Virginia, and sometimes, a neglectful "hubs" doesn't get away.