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Lecture Tour with A Difference

On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home.

As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman.
'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer.

'I'm on my way to a lecture,' answered Roger.

'And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year's Eve?' enquired the constable sarcastically.

'My wife,' slurred Daniel grimly.


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3 Answers


"Serves you right," said the cop, "for leaving your wife home alone on New Year's eve."  :O

Marianne TheOtherTink

Lol, T(h)ink, I can only confirm that this is indeed a case of gross negligence.



Tink's right! How did he get away with that one! He's in for it when he gets home! :D :D :D

Marianne Rooster

Lol, Rooster, oh yes, he is "in for it" when he gets home.

:O:angel::ermm: - :angel::D:D


There are some other solutions, though ...

TheOtherTink Rooster

Hubs thought he had gotten away

With something quite clever that day.

But his wife spent the time

On her paramour's dime,

With some drink and some dance and a lay.  :O :blush: :ermm: :angel: :) :D

Marianne Rooster



Well that may have been a story oft-repeated, Marianne! :P

Marianne Virginia

Yes, Virginia, and sometimes, a neglectful "hubs" doesn't get away.