A couple in a troubled marriage schedule an emergency meeting with their counselor.
"What seems to be the problem?" asks the counselor.
"Well," says the husband, "I've been having difficulties with erectile dysfunction lately, so my wife suggested that I get some pills to take care of it."
"And did you?" asks the counselor.
"Yes, I did, but it made my wife furious, which I can't understand, since she suggested the remedy in the first place," says the husband, "so I got her a bottle of diet pills."