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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming Anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 In about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started...

(eventual consequences)

Link: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/and-then-the-fight-started/80502688/

2 Answers


:D :D :D Another bonking! LOL.


Marianne Rooster

Lol, Rooster, yes, it is a good reason for a bonking. :D:D:D

Unfortunately, your image does not show, and I am sure that it is a good one. I'd love to see it - lol.


Most scales go up to 250 lbs.  The 150 lb scale might not be enough.  :D

Marianne TheOtherTink

Lol, T(h)ink - indeed 150 lb would not be enough - and with the widespread and still spreading fast and industrial food markets, things can get worse.





TheOtherTink TheOtherTink

I'm glad beer and wine weren't on the list:D


Marianne TheOtherTink

Lol, T(h)ink, with wine and beer, like with many other things, it is still a question of the adequate dosis.


TheOtherTink TheOtherTink

True, Marianne.  :)


Marianne TheOtherTink

Lol, T(h)ink - but that doesn't look like an adequate dosis.


TheOtherTink TheOtherTink

You mean you should be so drunk that you can't write an 'X' at all?  :O :ermm: :) :D

Marianne TheOtherTink

Not exactly, T(h)ink, I was rather suggesting moderation - remember the liver:


TheOtherTink TheOtherTink

"Langue blanche, yeux jaunes, nez rouge. C'est le foie! "

I hope your school nuns weren't as severe, Marianne:O :ermm: :) :D

Marianne TheOtherTink

Lol; some were, indeed. But some others were very open-minded and actively engaged in missions and in defending human, especially children's and women's rights.


TheOtherTink TheOtherTink

Good for them, Marianne!   I mean the open-minded ones, of course.  :)

Marianne TheOtherTink

Oh yes, T(h)ink - lol.

After all, every group of people (or fairies) has its "biodiversity" and nobody is perfect.