Rude Station Master or Silly Passenger?

Question

Lady: "Is this my train?"
Station Master: "No, it belongs to the railway company."

Lady: "Don’t try to be funny.
I mean to ask if I can take this train to New York."

Station Master: "No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy."



Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/clean-jokes/28

Answer 1

Dang! You been reading my book of smart ass answers??   

Answer 2

Lol, Rooster - now tell me, besides technical and/or technological literature, did you happen to write funny anecdotes? I think that you have the talent - and also lots of cheerful memories to tell!

Answer 3

Lady: "Don’t try to be funny.
I mean to ask if I can take this train to New York."

Station Master: "No Madam, only Superman can do that."

Answer 4

Lol, T(h)ink, yes, Superman could do that.

Answer 5

Stationmaster needs a vacation...    

Answer 6

Lol, Virginia, indeed, or, perhaps, a new job.