Lady: "Is this my train?"
Station Master: "No, it belongs to the railway company."
Lady: "Don’t try to be funny.
I mean to ask if I can take this train to New York."
Station Master: "No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy."
Link:
http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/clean-jokes/28
Dang! You been reading my book of smart ass answers??
Lol, Rooster - now tell me, besides technical and/or technological literature, did you happen to write funny anecdotes? I think that you have the talent - and also lots of cheerful memories to tell!
Lady: "Don’t try to be funny.
I mean to ask if I can take this train to New York."
Station Master: "No Madam, only Superman can do that."
Lol, T(h)ink, yes, Superman could do that.

Stationmaster needs a vacation...
Lol, Virginia, indeed, or, perhaps, a new job.