HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO ALL - WITH A SMILE

Question

Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine's day; he couldn't help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

Then the man got out a bottle of Chanel perfume from his pocket and started spraying scent over the envelopes.

By now Mike's curiosity had got the better of him, and so he asked the man why he was sending all those cards.

The man replied, "I'm sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asked Mike.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replied.



Link: https://www.rd.com/joke/lots-of-letters/

Answer 1

Funny

Comments

Thank you, Kninjanin.

Answer 2

Meanwhile, his wife (who is a personal injury lawyer) was surreptitiously spilling cooking oil on the floor of a nearby supermarket.

Comments

Lol, T(h)ink, she'd rather not get caught, even if she can make it look like an accident ...

That reminds me of a hilarious advertisement for a liability insurance in three of our national languages (here's the version in German with a strong Swiss German accent:

And with that, I can't but think of Emil Steinberger:

Some examples:

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LOL!  And I assume the Toi Toi portapotties are unheated too, although that would have been the least of the "snowboarder's" problems.    

Emil is also hilarious.    

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Lol, there are quite a few hilarious videos about such "accidents" - another one:

Emil is even the greater success on the "other side of the Sarine/Saane" (Outre-Sarine) ...

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Lol!  The man spraying the paint should have been wearing a mask to protect his lungs as well as his eyes. And his wife wasn't wearing any protection at all! 

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Indeed, T(h)ink ...

Answer 3

Ha! Good one! Sounds like my ex wife's lawyer! LOL.   

Comments

Ouch, that must have been a very unpleasant matter, but I hope that all of you could find a reasonable solution.