Br'er Rabbit and Br'er Bear were walking in the forest one day, when Nature called both of them at the same time to produce No. 2, which they each did, although in substantially differing quantities.
When they finished, Br'er Bear asked, "Say, Br'er Rabbit, do you have any problem with sh*t sticking to your fur?"
"No, that's never been a problem for me," replied the rabbit, whereupon Br'er Bear grabbed him and vigorously wiped his ursine hind quarters with Br'er Rabbit.
@ Rooster:
I hope no pieces of Br'er Rabbit were left behind on Br'er Bear's behind.