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If a zombie were coming at you right now!...what's the best thing within arms reach to defend yourself?

Do you think you can survive?

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Salt in the zombie's mouth.

Stops them every time.
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Thanks for the tip!   ;*)
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Anytime. ;-)
I learned it from Carl Kolchak. (see 47:00)

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I remember him.
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A sword, a pair of scissors, an 8 inch pocket knife, and a .45 caliber pistol.

I think I'll be fine.
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lolz  Well Prepared and there's me with my daft Lava Lamp
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I reckon that if I clobbered a Zombie with this Lava lamp , they're going down.

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No zombie is going to get near enough to do me any damage. My dog will defend me. She usually sits nearby when I'm on the computer and I've never yet seen a zombie that could get past her.

If she wasn't there, of course, I'd staple their feet to the floor with my stapler (like Lisbeth Salander did to the bad guy in The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest.

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I have an an old computer below my writingtable which I can use. It´s big and pretty heavy.
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Only my dog....she don't like zombies....
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Or Cats!!!   lolz   meow!
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Or tazzys......you better watch out, you better watch out, santas coming to stay....
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hahaha   Izzy would Adore me  XD
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Santa is a Perv , he's constantly emptying his Sack   hahaha   oh I think I need a time out

I'm getting Naughtier by the post  *Naughty giggles*
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She would ....you still drinking..hehe
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hahaha     No , I'm a Sober as a Judge , just in a really Nutty mood right now
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Within arms reach? A labtop, and I think it'd depend on the zombie, who fast/smart they were or weren't...
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Hmmm.....nothing at hand really other than my ability to kick it in the chest to create space.
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Zombies are slow , except on 28 days later , they scared the crap out of me   lolz
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I'd show them zombies the business end of my baseball bat.
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hahaha  I like that ....the Business end  ........funny
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I would reach for any sharp or heavy object.  But I prefer to run as fast as I can.

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