Hmmm... 500 pieces of eight per week... market value of a Spanish piece of eight is $120, so that's about $60,000 per week. I'm signing up right away!
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Hmmm... in filling out the form, it asks for beard color... should I wear a fake beard...?
Naah, that would look cheesy.
Oh, I know what to put...!
wait.....do we sign up off Somalia?
Arrrgh!
Yo ho ho!
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