Is all that money in US Petrodollars, sirfurryanimal, the so-called world reserve currency?
Because if it is, then I would buy the US Congress, outbidding the corporations who already own them, so I could do illegal and corrupt things and everybody would just smile nod their heads saying, "Oh that's good business!"
Then I would pull a surprise about-face on them, and go get economist Michael Hudson and set our US economy on a value-based foundation of good wages for fair work. Then I would get rid of the petrodollar and bring in gold-backed currency again.
Do you think you might give me eight days to accomplish all this instead of just one week?