One day, President Bill Clinton comes down the steps of Air Force 1 carrying a pig under each arm.
The honor guard at the foot of the stairs snaps to attention, salutes and yells, "Sir! Good morning! Sir!"
"Good morning, Marine," says Bill. "What do you think of these two here?" glancing at the pigs.
"Sir, yes Sir! Very fine pigs! Sir!"
"In Arkansas, we call them razorbacks," corrects Bill.
"Sir, yes Sir! Very fine razorbacks! Sir!"
"I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea," says Bill.
"Sir, yes Sir! Very fine trade! Sir!"
CLINTON SOUP
One of the Nations largest Soup Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking Americas shelves this week with their newest Soup creation, "Clinton Soup", that will honor one the nations most distinguished men.
It consists primarily of a small weenie in hot water.