Bill Clinton dies, and of course is sent straight to Hell.
Satan greets him warmly and says, "Since you afforded me such delight during your time on Earth, I'm going to give you a special privilege. There are three different eternal punishments behind these three doors. You may look at them and choose whichever one you want."
Satan opens the first door, and there is George Bush, chained naked to the wall, tormented by searing flames all about him. Bill shudders and says, "NO, NO! I couldn't stand that! Show me the next punishment!"
Satan opens the second door, and there is Vladimir Putin, chained naked to the wall and bleeding profusely, tormented by seven demons stabbing him with pitchforks. "NO!" shouts Bill, trembling from head to toe. "I couldn't stand that! Open the third door!"
Satan opens the third door, and there is Barack Obama, chained naked to the wall with Monica Lewinsky on her hands and knees in front of him, doing what she was famous for.
"Hmmm..." says Bill, "that doesn't look so bad." Turning to Satan, he says, "I'll take the third punishment."
"Done!" says Satan. Then turning to Monica, he says, "Hey Monica! Get up and leave! You've been replaced."