Question

What is your favorite joke?

Answer 1

My Jokes are too rude for this Site or you delicate petals    hahaha 

Answer 2

I thank you for protecting my delicate sensibilities :P

Answer 3

@ Ser:  Lol. that's what Amirite is for.  :-)

Answer 4

I prefer here. Far better moderation and no anonymous trolls.

Answer 5

@ Benji:  Yes, I never joined Amirite for that reason, and most of my SH friends who did have left, or at least hardly ever use it.

Answer 6

@ Benji    hahaha    :P

Answer 7

@ Tink   .........Absolutely but my Jokes stay in PM , or James will have me off there so fast , my ass won't touch the ground  XD

Answer 8

@ Ser:   Lol!

Answer 9

@ Tink  XD

Answer 10

@ Ser:   I heard a funny joke about Bernie Sanders today.

Sanders approaches a hooker on the street and asks to engage her services.

She looks at him disdainfully and says, "Forget about it, old man... you've had it."

Bernie replies, "Oh, I have?  How much do I owe you then?"

Answer 11

I have posted this one before but it´s one of my favorites right now:

Boy: Ah, finally, I've waited so long. 
Girl: You want me to leave? 
Boy: No. I dare to not even think about it. 
Girl: Do you love me? 
Boy: Of course. Lots! 
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? 
Boy: No! Why are you asking me? 
Girl: Will you kiss me? 
Boy: Every time I get the chance! 
Girl: Will you ever hit me? 
Boy: Are you crazy? Of course not! 
Girl: Can I trust you? 
Boy: Yes. 
Girl: Darling? 

Now Read it Backwards.  

http://kickasshumor.com/c/6/funny-long-jokes

Answer 12

An excellent one!

There are quite a few hilarious jokes, which I could call my favourites.

There are witted jokes like the quiz for people growing old, some riddles, several parrot and other animal jokes, the driving pope, etc.,

and also some weird cartoons:

Answer 13

Wedding night conversation:
He: Now that we're married I think we should be completely frank with each other.
She: All right.
He: So how many men have slept with you?
She: If you doze off, you'll be the first.

Answer 14

Answer 15

Lol, I heard a variation of that joke, about a Frenchman named Pierre, with a similar punch line.

Answer 16

Not really a favorite, but it's quick....

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

"Keep the tip....."

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