A Birthday Joke for My Friends

Question

A Nice Teapot

Little Johnny: Mom, do you know what I’m going to give you for your birthday?
Mom: No, dear, what?
Little Johnny: A nice teapot.
Mom: But I’ve got a nice teapot.
Little Johnny: No you haven’t. I’ve just dropped it.

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Answer 1

Took some time before I understood the joke but now I do.

Answer 2

Lol - I remembered at once an old, cheeky song addressing kids about broken dishes and the consequences, but I don't think that there has been a good version in English. If you heard about Pierre Perret, you might know about certain of his controversial, hilarious and often engaged songs - lol.

Answer 3

Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks.

“Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!”

Answer 4

Lol - a good one!

Answer 5

A married couple, Harry, and Esther are out shopping one morning when Esther says, “Darling, it’s my mother’s birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She said she would like something electric.” Harry replies, “How about a chair?”

Read more at http://www.juicyquotes.com/funny-family-joke-17/#6Xlx3x5Iv2HGScif.99

Answer 6

Oops - that is rather black humour - - lol.

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