Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were camping.
After a good supper and a bottle of wine at the nearby restaurant, they returned to their tent, crept into their sleeping bags and were soon fast asleep.
Some hours later, Holmes woke up all in a sudden, and shook his friend awake:
- "Hey, Watson, look at the sky and tell me what you see!"
Watson: - "I see millions and millions of stars."
Holmes: - "What's your conclusion?"
Watson: - "From the astronomical point of view, I would say that there are millions of galaxies and, potentially, billions of planets; from the astrological point of view, Saturn is entering the constellation of the Lion. If referring to the calendar, I would estimate that it is about 3.15 h a.m. Theologically, I believe that God is all-mighty, and that we are very small and insignificant. Meteorologically speaking, I think that tomorrow will be a bright day. And what's your idea, Holmes?"
Sherlock Holmes remained silent for a minute or so and stated then very calmly:
- "Watson, you are a jackass! Somebody stole our tent."
Link (translated):
http://lemotdelasemaine.com/anerie.html