Is the Boss In ?

Question

 


A secretary is informing her boss about an unexpected visitor during his absence:
- "Sir, a stranger dropped by while you were out and wanted to see you." -

The boss:
- "And what did he want?" -

The secretary:
- "He wanted to smash your face." -

The boss:
- "Oh, hell! And what did you tell him"? -

The secretary:
- "That, I was so sorry that you were not in!" 




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Answer 1

SEQUEL:

Boss: "Well, I'm glad I wasn't here."

Secretary: "No problem, Boss. I told him when you would be back. That's him at the door now."

Comments

Excellent idea for a sequel - lol.

Answer 2

 Love it!

Comments

Thank you, Rooster.

Answer 3

SEQUEL TO THE SEQUEL:

Secretary sends a note to boss, who is in the hospital recuperating:

$ir, fir$t you go on vacation and now you are taking an extended re$t. $taff work$ their finger$ to the bone for you, $o much $weat and $ervice to your company, and we have need$ too. I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Boss sends a note of reply:

I kNOw you have been working very hard, thank you. But NOwadays, you must have NOticed our company is NOt doing NOticeably well. I have NOthing more to add, you kNOw what I mean.

Comments

Lol - a good one, Virginia.

It reminds of the "Get a Raise" joke.

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Marianne, I found something like it online, and just adapted it to our scenario here!

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Are you referring to this one?

Get A Raise Joke

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss to increase his salary!!!

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon
Your$ $incerely,
Norman $oh

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well. NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
Manager

http://www.greatcleanjokes.com/80/funny-story-3/

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Yes Marianne, that is something like what I saw online, and adapted it to your thread.