Measuring Time and Money

Question

A man was wandering in the woods pondering all the questions of life, the universe, and his own personal problems.

The man could not find any answers so he sought help from God.

"God!? God?! Are you there God?!", he shouted.
God responded, "What is it my son?"

"I have a few questions, mind if I ask?"
"Go right ahead, my son - ask anything," God said.

"God, what is a million years to you?"
God said, "a million years to me is only a second."

"Hmmm", he wondered.

Then he asked again, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"
God said, "A million dollars to me is only worth a penny."

The man lifted his eyebrows and proceeded to ask a final question.
"God can I have a penny?"

And God cheerfully said, "Sure!!.....in a second."



Link: https://defaria.com/Jokes/MillionDollarSecond.php

Answer 1

Wait a minute!

It shouldn't take a million years to accumulate a million dollars.  Even a human being could do that by saving only a dollar a year, and that's not even including interest! 

Comments

Lol - indeed, you can reduce the million years to less than 3000 years if saving 1 $ every day ...

Answer 2

   

Comments

Lol - - chuckling again.

Answer 3

I like it Marianne! 

Comments

I needed to share this one, as everybody seems to forget that God's measures are not the same as ours.

And I love to laugh again with all of you; it is so inspiring.