Business Jokes
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening, when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
“Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work for me?”
“Certainly,” the young executive said.
He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
“Excellent, excellent!” said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine.
“I just need one copy.”
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P.S.
Needless to say that CEO's are rarely so dumb not to recognise a shredder, but I knew more than one having had difficulties to operate machines or preferring to be served.