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Watch Out Where You Are Landing

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Oct 11, 2017 in Fun & Humor ☻ by Marianne (18,487 points)
edited Oct 11, 2017 by Marianne
Landing at a hidden military base

You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?"

Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base.

They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.

The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel.

The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.
By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.

The day after that though, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again.

Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane...only this time there were two people in the plane. The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!"


3 Answers

Rooster Oct 11, 2017

Ha! That's a good one but wait a minute! No way that plane could have landed in the first place! The extensive radar at Groom Lake would have caught his plane on the screen and also his I.F.F. transponder. If he did land it certainly would have been with an escort.

But I like the joke as always, young lady! :D :D :D

Marianne Rooster Oct 12, 2017

Lol, Rooster - yes, most jokes or urban legends are not taking all the "details" into account.


TheOtherTink Rooster Oct 13, 2017

They told the wife that her husband had spent the night at Area 51, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

Until one of the aliens walked out, that is...


Marianne Rooster Oct 14, 2017

Lol, T(h)ink - :O:angel::D:D

TheOtherTink Oct 11, 2017

I bet the interrogation was scary.


Marianne TheOtherTink Oct 12, 2017

Lol, T(h)ink - it looks much like that, and some "details" went forgotten (see Rooster's comment).


TheOtherTink TheOtherTink Oct 13, 2017

:D :D :D

Marianne TheOtherTink Oct 13, 2017


Lol again!

Virginia Oct 12, 2017

Oh Marianne, I laughed and laughed over THAT one!

Marianne Virginia Oct 12, 2017

Lol, Virginia - good to share a great laugh with you - :D:D:D!

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