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For Adults Only - Let Us Hope that this Is Pure Fiction

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Oct 27, 2017 in Fun & Humor ☻ by Marianne (18,487 points)
edited Oct 27, 2017 by Marianne
A Farmer Had Three Daughters ...

A small town farmer had three daughters.
Being a single father, he tended to be a little over-protective of his daughters.

When gentlemen came to take his daughters out on a date, he would greet them with a shotgun to make sure they knew who was boss.

One evening, all of his daughters were going out on dates.
The doorbell rang, the farmer got his shotgun, and answered the door.

A gentleman said,
Hi, I'm Joe,
I'm here for Flo,
We're goin' to the show,
is she ready to go?

The farmer frowned but decided to let them go.
The doorbell rang again, the farmer got his shotgun, and answered the door.

A gentlemen said,
Hi, I'm Eddie,
I'm here for Jenny,
We gettin' spaghetti,
is she ready?

The farmer frowned but decided to let them go.
The doorbell rang again, the farmer got his shotgun, and answered the door.

A gentlement said,
Hi, I'm Chuck,

And the farmer shot him.



1 Answer

TheOtherTink Oct 27, 2017

Wait a minuteDid poor Chuck get shot twice?

Or did he do something with Mai-luk besides getting Peking duck the first time? :O :ermm: :) :D

Marianne TheOtherTink Oct 28, 2017

Oops - I forgot that I posted it already.


Yes, poor Chucky was shot twice,

but no one talked about mice,

or mentioned if there were lice -

maybe that he was not nice ...

Wasn't it about the truck,

which got badly stuck,

or did he, by any luck

eat a Peking duck,

and flirt, instead, with Mai-Luk?


TheOtherTink TheOtherTink Oct 28, 2017

Hard it went, for poor young Chuck;

He failed to savor Peking duck,

But took two bullets for Mai-luk,

And so, no longer was moonstruck

On her, and sought a safer ——.  :O :blush: :O :ermm: :angel: :) :D

Marianne TheOtherTink Oct 29, 2017


... oops, err, oh, well :blush::O:ermm::angel::) ...

(and with the good news of his prompt recovery), let's rather say LUCK !

(where it's nicer to get stuck / struck ...)


TheOtherTink TheOtherTink Oct 29, 2017

Well, actually, after that experience, Chuck sought a safer C'nuck.  (Mai-luk and her father lived in Canada.) :angel: :) :D

Marianne TheOtherTink Oct 30, 2017

Lol, T(h)ink, "c'nuck" for snug (as a place)? :unsure::angel::D

TheOtherTink TheOtherTink Oct 31, 2017

LOL, Marianne, no, a poetic contraction for Canuck. :D

Marianne TheOtherTink Oct 31, 2017

Lol, T(h)ink, so, you are referring to your "neighbours in the North" - that seemed too simple (and you seemed to refer to a place, and not to people). And yes, it could, sometimes, become offensive ...


TheOtherTink TheOtherTink Oct 31, 2017

LOL, the explanation was that Mai-luk lived in Canada, and Chuck went in search of a safer Canuck after being shot twice.  :D :D :D  (there is a hockey team called the Canucks, by the way)

Marianne TheOtherTink Nov 1, 2017

Lol, yes, T(h)ink, now I see: all of them are Canucks ...

And I heard about the hockey team called the Vancouver Canucks.


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