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What Time Is It, Or How Long Does It Take Till Happy Hour ?

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Nov 20 in Fun & Humor ☻ by Marianne (16,654 points)
edited Nov 20 by Marianne
Differences in Time Definition between Civil Aircraft, Air Force, Navy, Army and Marine Corps

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle.

One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?"

The tower responded, "Who is calling?" The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?"

The tower replied "It makes a lot of difference.

1) If it is an American Airlines flight, it is 3 o'clock.
2) If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours.
3) If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells.
4) If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3.
5) If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon and 120 minutes to "Happy Hour."

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Link: http://jokes4all.net/army-jokes?p=2

2 Answers

Rooster Nov 20

:D:D:D:D I love it! Sounds like the Marines! Something "Chesty" Puller would have said!

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Marianne Rooster Nov 20

Lol, Rooster, that looks much like "high spirits" and optimism. And wasn't Lieutenant General "Chesty" Puller one of the most known and most decorated Marines?

:angel::D:D:D:D


Rooster Rooster Nov 21

@Marianne: Yes he was! He was also a heavy drinker! LOL

Marianne Rooster Nov 22

Ouch - that was less good, but by then, mentalities and health care were, somehow, different.

:O:)


TheOtherTink Nov 20

These marines started early.  :D


Lol, T(h)ink, they don't look like "fit for service" ...

:O:ermm::angel::D:D:D

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