Adam's Underwear

Question

Visiting his grandparents, a small boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out. He picked it up and found that it was an old leaf that had been pressed flat between the pages. "Mama, look what I found," he called out.
"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked."
With astonishment in his voice, the boy answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear!"

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Answer 1

Nice lol... Wouldn't it be Eve's underwear too?

Comments

Lol - the little boy seemed to be sure !

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@Deadcutie

They spoke of fig leaves (Holy Bible), so, both had the same materials - lol.

And, historically, the fig trees were cultivated since very ancient times in the Middle East and West Asia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_fig

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forbidden_fruit

Answer 2

She should make like a tree, and leaf him.

Comments

I heard she ran off with the serpent. 

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@Blackstar Sailor

Lol - why not use the old leaves as compost for growing more trees?

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@TheOtherTink

Lol!

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@ TheOtherTink: She just does whatever she wants, doesn't she?

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@ Marianne: As long as he takes his leaves to the pile himself, sounds like a plan to me.

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@ Sailor:   That she does.  But the serpent had more to offer, after all. 

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@ TheOtherTink: I would think so...

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@Blackstar

Lol - that sounds very good!

Too bad that The Other Tink suggests a different issue - lol!

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@ Marianne: it's all about perspective.

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@Blackstar Sailor

Lol - of course, there are different perspectives!

Answer 3

Wait a minute!   Adam's underwear looks just like his outerwear.  

Shouldn't his underwear be a fig leaf?

Comments

Lol - that is quite possible:

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There can be drawbacks, however...

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Lol - indeed!

Answer 4

Comments

Lol!