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Born to be ______!

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A nonentity.

From Catch 22 we learn that while some men are born to mediocrity, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them, in the case of Major Majors it was all three. I share his gift. :(

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LOL ! Couldn't resist ! 

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to be here
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A mother
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..............my mothers favorite child.
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Crawler. Did she prefer you or Fred?
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She didn't like Fred. When I was just a wee lad, she was cleaning my ear with a cotton ball after my bath and this little critter, named Fred, jumped out of my ear. Panicking, she just shoved it back in my ear and he's been living in my brain ever since.
Honestly, true story, I swear on my mothers grave, would I lie???
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No, Hippy. You would never lie. Me? I have a licence to tell lies so I wouldn't trust me, but I trust you.
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different
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Skunkalicious ;D
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lolz  Cool
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i know right?? lol. this is soo sodahead days haha.
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That's easy 

*wicked giggles* 

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Unique

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