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Why God Created Animals A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?" Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me everyday. Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome here and it is difficult for me to remember how much you love me." And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourself." And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and he wagged his tail. And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal." And God said, "No problem! Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG." And Dog lived with Adam and was a companion to him and loved him. And Adam was comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail. After a while, it came to pass that Adam's guardian angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam has become filled with pride. He struts and preens like a peacock and he believes he is worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught him that he is loved, but perhaps too well." And the Lord said, "No problem! I will create for him a companion who will be with him forever and who will see him as he is. The companion will remind him of his limitations, so he will know that he is not always worthy of adoration." And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam. And Cat would not obey Adam. And when Adam gazed into Cat's eyes, he was reminded that he was not the supreme being. And Adam learned humility. And God was pleased. And Adam was greatly improved. And Dog was happy. And the Cat didn't give a hoot one way or the other.

Link: http://jokes.christiansunite.com/Creation/Why_God_Created_Animals.shtml

Anagrams and Acronyms: DOG - (GOD, like Generator On Duty) - Devoted Outdoor Gardener CAT (ACT or "TAC", like Tactical Air Command) - Catching All Thoughts

But that is only a joke - don't forget: http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20151015-your-cat-can-pick-up-on-how-you-are-feeling

Answer 1

Too bad - this joke went forgotten.

Or is the story not funny?

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Oh, sorry!  I missed it.

In Eden, God is teaching Adam the names of everything, but notices that Adam seems lonely, despite the dog and cat. So God decides to make a woman.

When Adam awakens from the procedure, God tells him, "I have a surprise for you, Adam. The surprise is called a woman."

"What's a woman?" asks Adam.

God explains briefly, and the says, "I want you to meet the woman. Her name is Eve. To find her, you first have to go down into the valley."

"What's a valley?" asks Adam.

God explains, and says, "Then you must cross the river at the bottom of the valley."

"What's a river?" asks Adam.

God explains, and says, "Then you must climb the mountain on the other side of the river."

"What's a mountain?" asks Adam.

God explains, and says, "Near the top of the mountain you will find a cave."

"What's a cave?" asks Adam.

God explains, and says, "You will find Eve inside the cave. I want you to be fruitful and multiply with her."

"How do I do that?" asks Adam.

God patiently explains, and sends Adam on his way.

About an hour later, Adam comes back, and says, "God, I have another question for you."

Rolling his eyes, God says, "Yes, Adam, what is it this time?"

"What's a headache?"

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A good one - lol.