+3 votes
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ATD: At The Doctor’s
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL… CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing… And Can’t Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where’s The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil



2 Answers

+4 votes

You forgot one:

CRS: Can't Remember S —   :D



+2 votes

Oh SFA, these are wonderful! I remember in December 2010, and I found the old Ask.com, now defunct but it had just transformed itself from a search engine into a Q/A site...and all the kids on there, they were posting in acronyms!

So I studied, and studied, even located an online list to translate them -- and now we old folks have our own lexicon of them...huzzah!

(I recall at that time I assumed LOL meant Little Old Lady...)