An Apple a Day ...

Question

While visiting a friend in the hospital, a young man notices several pretty nurses, each one of them wearing a pin designed to look like an apple. “What does the pin signify?” he asks one of them. “Oh! Nothing,” she says with a chuckle, “we just use it to keep the doctors away.”


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Answer 1

At the hospital center, the nurses all say
That an apple a day keeps the doctors away,
So they sport apple pins, while they're making their rounds,
'Cuz if otherwise, constant harassment abounds.

Now the pins by themselves have no magical charm;
But what's hidden inside is a webcam alarm
That protects all the nurses from wandering hands,
And will cool off the ardor of androgen glands.

Comments

Lol - a bright analysis and an excellent remedy against "wandering hands" - !

Delusions

Some folks are "born" with wand'ring hands,

still widely spread in many lands,

in towns or meadows, or on sands,

as common or exclusive brands,

costs may amount to lots of "grands",

if visiting the trendy strands.

 

If released in work locations,

they might spoil sincere vocations,

raising wrath and provocations,

messing up echolocations,

nurturing equivocations,

causing "ding-dong" suffocations.

 

And in the hospital sector,

that could be a nasty vector,

splitting nurses and director

patients, doctors, waste collector,

pharmacist or germ detector,

and enrage the best "protector".

M.

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Lol, one of the nurse's colleagues found another solution.

There once was a young nurse from Gleiwitz,

Who knew how to stop Dr. Freispritz:

His wandering hands

Quickly ceased their demands,

Right after a kick to his privates.

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If you saw movies like Akira Kurosawa's Seven Samurai and similar, or TV highlights like "Shogun" (after having read Clavell's novel) you might remember some spectacular Japanese martial arts, spectacles and clothings:

It feels good to know how to fight,

awakening your inner "knight" -

alert and clever, day and night -

against unruly touch or plight,

shaming hearts in spiritual light;

methods vary: sharp or slight,

the acrobats are worth the sight ...

Or - for a smile - there's an armour:

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@TheOtherTink

T(h)ink, I forgot the picture:

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