Too Much Talk
A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, whereas women use 20,000 words per day. His wife thought about this for a while. She then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. Her husband looked stunned. He said "What?"
Link:
http://jokes.christiansunite.com/Men_vs._Women/Too_Much_Talk.shtml
Another one from the same website:
Women Men Comparison
WOMEN:
- Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point.
- Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves.
- Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
- A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable.
- Women come in all sizes, in all colours and shapes. They live in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
- The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals.
- They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same to people you come in contact with.
MEN:
- Men are good for lifting heavy stuff and sometimes killing spiders.
Lol - a good one!
I'm not saying anything on the grounds that it may incriminate me ! LOL
Discretion is the better part of valor, even for a Marine, on THIS battlefield.
Lol -
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Lol - to both of you: thank you for the good laugh.
funny