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A Pampered pup or a big fat lazy house cat.
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My dog would definitely approve of this answer. She's spoiled rotten.

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 I know tha dog You're talking about

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I'd rather be a wild animal, far away from human intrusion - maybe a bear or a big cat.

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Sounds good, but being a big cat in the wild might have its drawbacks.  :O

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"I just ate Bambi... I'm so ashamed."  :D


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Powerful beasties, bears. You'd be king -- or queen -- of the forest. :)

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@T(h)ink

Lol - maybe that I would have to switch to the elephant or the rhino, if the bear "alternative" is too carnivorous. :D

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@Didge

Lol - maybe - as a bear :angel::).


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@T(h)ink

Lol - you are right, there is indeed a problem - what a shame!

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Yes, they are, as long as wildlife and its natural habitat can be preserved.

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Probably one of my old man's Hounds ! He treats them like family and spoils them rotten. He's not taking losing his last one recently too well. I'd just get my ass in trouble if I started saying what animals would suit some people here. I don't know most of you. I'll have to wait and ask my Dad who is who ! I know one that used to be on here that would make a good Sloth ! 

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I had something more like this in mind for him... :)

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:D :D:D

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What an interesting idea for a question. What animal would each contributor come back as? Hmm. I'd get my ass kicked, too. 

I compared the two photographs. He wears his hair longer than yours. Well, taller anyway. But his stops under his nose and yours continues under the chin. (Shaving is such an unnatural habit, don't you think?)

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Of course, I'd be Red Tailed Hawk flying high and free above the trees. I picture you as a kangaroo for some reason, lol.

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I have the tail feather of a red tailed hawk pinned up on my photo wall in front of the computer. Yosey sent it to me. Beautiful birds.

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They're  beautiful birds Corey. I have a nesting pair that's been hanging around my place for the last 4 years or so. I've seen some younguns around too but they make their way off in the world eventually.  
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Both of you are quite lucky! We have one or two flying around our walking trail in a rare occasion.

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I'd come back as a pizza turtle.

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Scared the bejesus out of me, Hippy. I thought that was your ex. 

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Oh c'mon Didge, you know that she's not as good looking as that turtle.

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A black bear would work for me since they're omnivores. I like a salad with my steak. Then I'd get to take a long nap in winter.

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I like that idea for a nap. In fact, the last year or two I've been nodding off after lunch, if only for 20 minutes or so. 

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Naps seem to be sneaking up on me once in awhile. Especially in winter. No sense in fighting it. 

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A bird of prey and I'd poop on in-laws and cars  Image result for bird pooping on cars and people The ex would be pooped on everyday.

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I'd come back as a raven, and poop on SH every day.  :D

http://www.ihavesolved.com/21527/when-did-you-join-ive-solved?show=21527#q21527

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Dear Didge,

I think you already know mine...we talked about this before?

it is the Turritopsis dohrnii...the immortal jellyfish, found in the Mediterranean Sea and the Sea of Japan. Whenever it begins to feel sickish or a bit long in the tooth, it simply pulls some kind of string and reverts to its juvenile form. Starts the process of growing up all over again, in theory can live forever!

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