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Grammar walks into a Bar


- Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They Drink. They Leave.

- A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

- A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.

- A Question mark walks into a bar?

- Two Quotation marks "walk into" a bar.

- A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking a drink.

- The bar was walked into by the passive voice.

- The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

- A synoynm ambles into a pub.

- A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

- A hyperbole totally ripped into this bar and destroyed everything.

- A run on sentence walks into a bar it is thirsty.

- Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapsed to the bar floor.

- A group of homophones wok inn two a bar.


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2 Answers

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:D :D :D

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Good to see you laugh - lol. :D:D
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An exemplum walked in and asked the bartender for a free sample.

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Lol - a good one, and it is "neutrum" ... :D

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