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Theres' a verb and a noun in a bar. They both spot each other, and the verb smiles and goes over to the noun. "Hey," it said to the noun. "Wanna come back to my place and conjugate?" The noun said "Oh, no. I decline." 

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TheOtherTink

Wait a minute!

If the verb in the bar was an "it," what on Earth did it conjugate with?  :O :blush: :D

Marianne TheOtherTink

Lol - they didn't tell. :D:D

"It" is "neuter" ...



TheOtherTink TheOtherTink

Yes, exactly, like an anatomically incorrect doll?  :D :D :D

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Marianne TheOtherTink

Lol - true; former censorship seems to survive - lol - especially with dolls. :D:D

Image result for dolls production

TheOtherTink TheOtherTink

Lol, yes, 'unmentionable' was/is also undepictable, at least in these applications.

Fine art was something else of course, although female modesty tended to be protected more than male. :D

Marianne TheOtherTink

Lol - "female modesty tended to be protected more than male" ? Wasn't it rather that "male prerogatives tended to be protected more than female" ? :D:D


By the way, I found the full story of Mr. Bean's "Room 426" - lol:



TheOtherTink TheOtherTink

@ Marianne:

Lol, no I meant that in fine art, particularly sculpture, nude male genitalia tend to be quite explicit (unless covered by a fig leaf or some other convenient device), but not explicitly depicted in the case of nude female subjects.

And you should NEVER forget your hotel room key!   Especially when you are naked. LOL!

Marianne TheOtherTink
@ T(h)ink

Lol - of course - but I was looking for a a really funny illustration, in which you saw these too explicit parts covered with a hat by some sanctimonious teacher in a museum.

But at least, there's Mr. Bean - lol.


Guess this "little man" in Belgium's capital - sometimes he needs to be "covered" too:

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or, according to Busch:

http://gutenberg.spiegel.de/buch/tobias-knopp-4169/37


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