A Surprising Discovery

Question

Good morning, good morning, I've Solved "hitters"!
Great news: there are still some unknown "critters",
it won't help much to order two "Bitters",
or to compete with witty hairsplitters
and go through a bout of the jitters:
just activate your neurotransmitters,
relax and enjoy a wave of titters:

https://reportuk.org/2017/03/31...ife-presenter/

Answer 1

You sure do find them Marianne! 

Comments

The news are sometimes a source of inspiration - lol.

Answer 2

@ Marianne:

The Loch Ness monster? 

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Comments

Try this link: https://reportuk.org/2017/03/31/mythical-sabertusked-sea-creature-captured-on-camera-by-bbc-wildlife-presenter/

No, it is not "Nessie"!

It is about a newly discovered porpoise species: Phocoena quoradente.

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@ Marianne:

I think I like Nessie better. 

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@T(h)ink

In this case, you would have to refer to Nessiteras rhombopteryx (Peter Scott), in Scottish Gaelic Niseag.

But - good morning, it is April 2.

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@ Marianne:

Wait a minute!

Those look like plesiosaurs to me.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert-frogge/loch-ness-monster_b_1374803.html

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Yes, indeed.

It was the most suggested assumption; but according to the many legends, it could have been a Kelpie, or some kind of giant worm or dragon.

There is also another "but": in the times in which Plesiosaurs were said to live, Loch Ness - i.e. the Lake and the river - did not exist. Furthermore, quite a few pranks or hoaxes occurred.

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Answer 3

Interesting

Comments

It is April Fools' Day - lol.

Answer 4

Debunking the April Fools' Day Prank:

Check under:

"A fake sea creature - verified by BBC presenter"

in

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/31/april-fools-day-2017-best-fake-news/