Good and Bad News for a Pastor

Question

MEMOS TO A PASTOR
(Good News and Bad News for a Pastor)

Good news: You baptized seven people today in the river.
Bad news: You lost two of them in the swift current.

Good news: The Women's Guild voted to send you a get-well card.
Bad news: The vote passed by 31-30.

Good news: Church attendance rose dramatically the last three weeks.
Bad news: You were on vacation.



Links: http://www.smilegodlovesyou.org/jokes.church.html http://www.gcfl.net/

Answer 1

You never cease to amaze me Marianne!  

Comments

Lol - thank you, Rooster, that is simple; I pick out the jokes I like, and I am not the only one.

Answer 2

It is funny.

Comments

Thank you, Goranko.

Answer 3

The good news: the church usher thought he was being helpful when he warned an elderly lady not to sit in the front pew because the pastor was so boring.

The bad news: the elderly lady was the pastor's mother.

Comments

@T(h)ink

Oh, yes - there was a joke about the pastor's mother.

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The point of view often matters. 

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Lol - indeed; I'll have to find the joke you mentioned; or do you have a link?

 

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No, sorry, I don't have the link, but I edited it; it was originally a more complex joke.

Usher: "Don't sit in the front, the pastor is terribly boring."

Lady: "Do you know who I am?"

Usher: "Uhh...no."

Lady: "I'm the pastor's mother! "

Usher: "Do you know who I am?"

Lady: "No, I don't."

Usher: "Thank God! "

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Lol - !

Yes, this is the joke!

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Nice!

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And she has a Tinkerbell hair bun!

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Lol - she has, indeed.