MEMOS TO A PASTOR
(Good News and Bad News for a Pastor)
Good news: You baptized seven people today in the river.
Bad news: You lost two of them in the swift current.
Good news: The Women's Guild voted to send you a get-well card.
Bad news: The vote passed by 31-30.
Good news: Church attendance rose dramatically the last three weeks.
Bad news: You were on vacation.
Links:
http://www.smilegodlovesyou.org/jokes.church.html http://www.gcfl.net/
You never cease to amaze me Marianne!
Lol - thank you, Rooster, that is simple; I pick out the jokes I like, and I am not the only one.
It is funny.
Thank you, Goranko.
The good news: the church usher thought he was being helpful when he warned an elderly lady not to sit in the front pew because the pastor was so boring.
The bad news: the elderly lady was the pastor's mother.
@T(h)ink
Oh, yes - there was a joke about the pastor's mother.
The point of view often matters.
Lol - indeed; I'll have to find the joke you mentioned; or do you have a link?
No, sorry, I don't have the link, but I edited it; it was originally a more complex joke.
Usher: "Don't sit in the front, the pastor is terribly boring."
Lady: "Do you know who I am?"
Usher: "Uhh...no."
Lady: "I'm the pastor's mother! "
Usher: "Do you know who I am?"
Lady: "No, I don't."
Usher: "Thank God! "
Lol -
!
Yes, this is the joke!
Nice!
And she has a Tinkerbell hair bun!
Lol - she has, indeed.
