A strong wind blew me here
A thief once climbed over the fence into someone's vegetable garden.
He started harvesting the vegetables, and putting them into a sack.
Suddenly, the gardener approached and a conversation ensued between them:
Gardener: what are you doing here?
Thief: A strong wind blew me here.
Gardener: why are those vegetables in your hand?
Thief: I was trying to stop myself from being swept away by the wind.
Gardener: Then what are the remaining vegetables doing in your sack?
Thief: That was what I was wondering about when you came.
Link:
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The thief should have said the wind was so strong, it blew the vegetables into his sack.
@T(h)ink
Lol - an excellent point: that is more precise indeed ...
