Continued: Part Two
Bassoonist
- Makes marks high on wall when trying to clear short buildings.
- Is run over by locomotive.
- Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury.
- Dog-paddles.
- Talks to animals.
Second violinist
- Runs into buildings.
- Recognizes locomotives two times out of three.
- Is not issued any ammunition.
- Can stay afloat with a life jacket.
- Talks to walls, argues with self.
Manager
- Falls over doorstep when trying to enter buildings.
- Says "Look at the choo-choo."
- Wets self with water pistol.
- Plays in mud puddles.
- Loses arguments with self.
Horn player
- Lifts buildings and walks under them.
- Kicks locomotives off the tracks.
- Catches speeding bullets in teeth and eats them.
- Freezes water with a single glance.
- Is God.
Link:
http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/other-instrument-jokes.html