A attractive student comes to her professor's office hours. She glances up and down the hall, closes his office door behind her as she enters, and says pleadingly, "I know I haven't been doing well in your course, Professor, but I would do anything to pass the final exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, " I would do...anything."
He returns her gaze. "Anything?"
"Yes, ...just...anything."
His voice softens. "Anything at all??"
"Absolutely...totally...anything."
His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you even....study?"
Oh Marianne, I just love this...Oh wait, this is O'Tink! Well anyway the jokes here on SOLVE are very very good!
Lol - Virginia - I couldn't help giggling!
@ Marianne,
Lol, I've seen this joke in at least four languages (English, German, French, Spanish), and I'm sure it is posted in many others.
Lol - Oh T(h)ink, this one is hilarious!