The Customer Is always Right

Question

Boss: *Shouting*
"Little Johnny come to my office right now..."

Little Johnny:
"Yes sir"!

Boss :
"Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me?"

Little Johnny:
"Yes sir!, the customer is always right".

Boss :
"So what were you arguing about with that customer?"

Little Johnny:
"He said my boss is stupid and an idiot sir"!

Boss:
"That bustard. What did u say to him?"

Little Johnny:
"I told him he's right



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Answer 1

Poor Johnny did shiver with fright,

When his raging boss rose to recite:

"You MUST be compliant

With the words of the client! "

"Boss, he said  you're a fool; is he right?"

Answer 2

That looks much like a disaster,
if there is more than one "master";
some will try to run much faster,
sometimes earning a nice plaster.

But when those above you bicker,
making candles start to flicker,
while you sense some kind of nicker -
or was that a naughty snicker?

Answer 3

Alas, poor Johnnie learned real quick,

A boss like his was much too thick

To comprehend a paradox,

So John was schooled with hard, hard knocks,

As he was tossed out on the street,

And fell down hard upon his seat.

"You're fired! " he heard his ex-boss say;

Poor Johnnie rose, and limped away.  

Answer 4

Poor Johnny ....

Answer 5

Yes, Marianne. 

Answer 6

T(h)ink - sadly enough, this is generally the rule, though I heard of cases, in which exaggerated firing might cause serious backlashes:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/julie-kantor/high-turnover-costs-way-more-than-you-think_b_9197238.html

Answer 7

  LOL

Answer 8

Lol - .

Answer 9

Well...I don't think I have any verses for this...but,

...and...

Answer 10

Lol - poor Johnny - pictures say a thousand words ...

Answer 11

You start humor again, marianne

Answer 12

Lol - it is rather a continuation.

Answer 13

I like humor  Oh ... there's more

Answer 14

Lol - welcome to our laughing "therapy", Suyanto!

Answer 15

of course I love the humor therapy

Answer 16

Lol ...

Answer 17

I once laughed until sweating

Answer 18

Lol - we are sweating here without laughing; we are having a heat wave in many parts of Europe:

For news in English (I'll have to take the U.K.)

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jun/19/heatwave-temperatures-in-uk-higher-than-los-angeles-and-bahamas

Answer 19

Oh .. I seriously read this article

Answer 20

Very good - lol.