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Boss: *Shouting*
"Little Johnny come to my office right now..."

Little Johnny:
"Yes sir"!

Boss :
"Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me?"

Little Johnny:
"Yes sir!, the customer is always right".

Boss :
"So what were you arguing about with that customer?"

Little Johnny:
"He said my boss is stupid and an idiot sir"!

Boss:
"That bustard. What did u say to him?"

Little Johnny:
"I told him he's right

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Poor Johnny did shiver with fright,

When his raging boss rose to recite:

"You MUST be compliant

With the words of the client! "

"Boss, he said  you're a fool; is he right?"

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That looks much like a disaster,
if there is more than one "master";
some will try to run much faster,
sometimes earning a nice plaster.

But when those above you bicker,
making candles start to flicker,
while you sense some kind of nicker -
or was that a naughty snicker?


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Alas, poor Johnnie learned real quick,

A boss like his was much too thick

To comprehend a paradox,

So John was schooled with hard, hard knocks,

As he was tossed out on the street,

And fell down hard upon his seat.

"You're fired! " he heard his ex-boss say;

Poor Johnnie rose, and limped away.  :(

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Poor Johnny .... :(

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Yes, Marianne.  :'(

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T(h)ink - sadly enough, this is generally the rule, though I heard of cases, in which exaggerated firing might cause serious backlashes:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/julie-kantor/high-turnover-costs-way-more-than-you-think_b_9197238.html

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:O:D

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:D :D:D LOL

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Lol - :angel::D:D.

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Well...I don't think I have any verses for this...but,

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...and...

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Lol - poor Johnny - pictures say a thousand words ...

:(:ermm::angel:


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:D:PYou start humor again, marianne

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Lol - it is rather a continuation.

:angel::D:D

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I like humor:D:D  Oh ... there's more

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Lol - welcome to our laughing "therapy", Suyanto!

:):D

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of course I love the humor therapy:D

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Lol ...

:):D

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I once laughed until sweating:D

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Lol - we are sweating here without laughing; we are having a heat wave in many parts of Europe:

For news in English (I'll have to take the U.K.)

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jun/19/heatwave-temperatures-in-uk-higher-than-los-angeles-and-bahamas


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Oh .. I seriously read this article:)

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Very good - lol. :)

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