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Acting Up During Church

One Sunday in a Midwest city, a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle.

Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out. Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one called loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!"

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Link: http://www.jokelibrary.net/religion/church.html#two_bad_boys from collins2 on 01/17/2000

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Too late for prayer:D :D :D

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Lol - it was indeed very late! But with small children, one can't expect them to just sit there without moving and be quiet ...

:angel::D:D 


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Sounds familiar! Long ago, my brother and I were trying to see who could cut the loudest fart while it was all quiet in church. Needless to say, it was me and the old man back handed me for doing it. The Priest got on my Dad for hitting me like that in church and boy did I get it when we got home. Just being a kid but the old man was mean as could be. I was his favorite target. Good thing I could climb the trees fast to get away from him! LOL.   :angel:

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Well, that doesn't sound so good, but we had also rather strict, very authoritarian conditions, when we were kids.

:ermm::angel:


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@ Marianne,

I'm sure any Swiss kid who deliberately flatulated in church would have been thrown off the top of the Matterhorn.  :O :) :D

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Lol - there are quite a few alternatives, like, for instance, the Eiger - lol. :O:ermm::angel::D

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Must be lots of bad kids in Switzerland?  :O :) :D

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Lol - I suppose as many as elsewhere.


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