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What's Wrong with "Roof", "Rough" or "Ruth" ?

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Nov 23, 2017 in Fun & Humor ☻ by Marianne (18,487 points)
A man and his dog walk into a bar.
The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."

Bartender: "Yeah! Sure ... go ahead."

Man: "What covers a house?" Dog: "Roof!"

Man: "How does sandpaper feel?" Dog: "Rough!"

Man: "Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?" Dog: "Ruth!"

Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk."

The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door.

Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle?"



3 Answers

Rooster Nov 23, 2017

You sure do find them! LOL. :D :D :D

Marianne Rooster Nov 23, 2017

Lol, Rooster - I am doing my best.


TheOtherTink Nov 23, 2017

"There is no doubt that the Babe was the greatest player who ever lived. That doesn't mean he was the greatest person.

Years ago, I was sitting at a picnic table in the Yankees' clubhouse when Pete Sheehy, the ancient clubhouse man, plopped down opposite me. I asked him, "Pete, you knew Ruth -- what was he like?" Pete thought for a moment, and said, "He never flushed the toilet."  " -- Steve Wulf

Marianne TheOtherTink Nov 24, 2017

Lol, T(h)ink, a very pertinent comment; yes, also the greatest stars or heroes have their faults, and some can be very embarrassing.

I was often wondering about certain "dominant" attitudes ....


TheOtherTink TheOtherTink Nov 24, 2017

But not flushing the toilet?  Ewww...!


Marianne TheOtherTink Nov 25, 2017

Lol, T(h)ink, I forgot about the smells, and that is part of dominant attitudes - including the non-flushing of toilets.


TheOtherTink TheOtherTink Nov 26, 2017

:D :D :D

Marianne TheOtherTink Nov 26, 2017

Lol, T(h)ink - :angel::D:D:D.

Virginia Nov 25, 2017

Hi Marianne, well I wonder if this doggie knows how to swim! (i.e., your other story where the pessimist got all negative because the dog walked on water...)

Marianne Virginia Nov 25, 2017

Lol, Virginia, dogs are, normally, good swimmers; so, I think that this doggie could swim. :angel::D:D

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