Here's a start!
The Lord of the Five Golden Rings
No Country for Old Menorahs
For Whom the Jingle Bells Toll
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Santas
Frankincense and Sensibility
Lol, there seem to be some "slight" changes in well known titles - seemingly adapted (and rewritten?), following Santa's needs.
After all, the new "restroom" is by far cozier than the outhouse.
Now Rooster, before this proceeds
To lead us too deep in the weeds,
On this lily-white forum
Of taste and decorum,
One NEVER asks what Santa reads.
All I can say is, Go, Santa!!!
Twas the Night Before Christmas