A Good Excuse?

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Jan 20 in Fun & Humor ☻ by Marianne (18,487 points)
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph.

The man eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.

The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my shift is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go."

The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"

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Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/clean-jokes/4

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Rooster Jan 20

Another good one! :D :D:D

Marianne Rooster Jan 21

Lol, Rooster - thank you. :D:D:D

TheOtherTink Jan 20

The Devil and the Farmer's Wife

Well there was an old man living up on the hill
If he ain't moved away, he's a livin' there still
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The Devil he came to the farmer one day
said "One of your kin I'm gonna take away"
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"Well please don't take my eldest son
There's work on the farm that's gotta be done"
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"But you can have my nagging wife
By God, she's the curse of my life"
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So he threw the old lady over his back
and he headed down the road witha clickety clack
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He put her down at a fork in the road
said "By God lady, you're one hell of a load"
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Well he carried her down to the gates of hell
Said "Stoke up the fire boys, we'll roast her well"
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Come along a little devil with a ball and a chain
She upped with her foot and knocked out his brain
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Two little devils come peeking round the door
She up with her elbow killed 10 more
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A hundred little devils come a climbing up the wall
Said "take her back daddy she'll murder us all"
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Well the Farmer upped and he looked out a crack
said "Oh my god he's a bringing her back!"
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Well the farmer he crawled up under his bed
But she yanked him out by the hair on his head
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"Well here's your wife I hope she's well,
If I'd a kept her any longer, she'd have ruined hell"
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"Well I've been a devil most all of my life
But I never been in hell til I met your wife"
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Guess this proves that the women are stronger than the men
To go down to hell and come back again
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Lol, T(h)ink - a nice song and an amazing tale; in "conventional" tales, it is normally a young hero going to hell and coming back after fooling the devil, often with the help of his grandmother.

There seems to be a need for a larger number of strong women - lol.

:):D:D:D

:D :D :D

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