A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35," he replied.
"I'm actually 47," the woman said, feeling really happy.
After that she went into McDonald's for lunch and asked the counter girl the same question.
She replied, "Oh, you look about 29."
"I am actually 47!" the woman exclaimed, feeling really good.
Later, while standing at the bus stop, she asked an old man the same question.
He replied, "Well, I am 85 years old and my eyesight is very poor. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a lady's age. If you let me put my hand up your skirt, I will be able to tell you your exact age."
There was no one around, so the woman said, "What the heck, go ahead," and let him slip his hand up her skirt.
After feeling around for a while, the old man said, "OK, You are 47."
Stunned, the woman said, "That was brilliant! How on Earth did you do that?"
The old man replied, "I was standing behind you in line at McDonald's."