On a very hot summer day, inside the house, near one of the exits to the house.
Jealous Girlfriend: ITS ME OR THE DOG.
Boyfriend: I choose the cute one.
Boyfriend: So goodbye, forever
The Boyfriend kicks the now ex-girlfriend out of the house, but...
Dog (Calls the Firefighters): Hello? I need a fire truck here, right away, as my owner, just roasted a girl.