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On a very hot summer day, inside the house, near one of the exits to the house.

Jealous Girlfriend: ITS ME OR THE DOG.

Boyfriend: I choose the cute one.

Girlfriend: Aww...

Boyfriend: So goodbye, forever

The Boyfriend kicks the now ex-girlfriend out of the house, but...

Dog (Calls the Firefighters): Hello? I need a fire truck here, right away, as my owner, just roasted a girl.

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:D:D:D:D I would have done the same thing! lol

The dog or the boy?

Hitman Hitman

Dog, of course. lol