A story a friend of mine from the UK told me...
I'm from the UK. My best mate from uni moved to Japan a few years ago for work, he's settled down there and married a nice Japanese girl. Whenever he's been back over, he's always invited me to come and visit them, and this year I finally had the chance.
The flight over was great, the ride from the airport amazing with all the sights. The trouble started when I got to his house.
After greeting my friend and his wife, and unpacking my stuff in the guest room, I made a trip to the bathroom.
In the UK, toilets are unremarkable and utilitarian in nature. Not in Japan. This was a hi-tech throne that looked like it could transform into a robot. Amazed as I was by this, I was tired and my need was urgent, so I sat down and got to business.
It was when I reached for the toilet paper that I realised my mistake. There was none.
I looked around, and found nothing suitable. So I looked more carefully at the hi-tech lavatory I was seated upon. There were four discreet push buttons, with writing in Japanese for each.
At this point, I should have called for help, but we English are a reserved lot, especially when it comes to our ablutions. Pride would not let me do it.
Hesitantly, I tried the first button, and was pleasantly surprised by a warm jet of water that cleansed my nether regions. This left me clean, but damp. And so, I tried the second button. A warm and gentle wind dried my bottom.
I was so pleased by this experience, that I decided to try the third button... and passed out in screaming agony.
As I awoke in the hi-tech Japanese hospital, I found my friend and his wife anxiously sitting by my bed.
"What was the third button?" I asked, my voice weak with pain.
My friend's lovely Japanese wife blushed, leaned in close, and whispered softly in broken English, "Automatic tampon removal."
I do not understand Japanese.
You make me laugh! Hitman is right as I do read and speak some Japanese.
Tink, i do not believe your story...
I know, right? These guys from the UK exaggerate a LOT.
I don't think it hurt NEARLY as much as he said.
No but, I've listened to certain songs....
This is one of those songs that's an intro all the way through.
Well.....picture yourself in the produce department. You can squeeze your melons all afternoon...