The short ones are best

Question

A man went into a local bookshop and asked the woman behind the counter: "Do you keep stationery here?"
"No," she said. "Sometimes I move about a bit."

Answer 1

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Answer 2

The short ones are best...?   I don't wish to lessen or dim its

Importance; it's truly no whim, it's

The usual patter

That size doesn't matter,

But surely, there must be some limits!

Answer 3

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Answer 4

Twinkle twinkle little star, Will she blow me in the car. I bought her dinner, she had fun. My balls are boiling, I'd like to come.

Answer 5

ROOSTER!   

Twinkle, twinkle, little star,

No, the lass won't go that far,

'Cuz it's just your very first date,

And besides, it's getting late,

Home by 10, her Dad said straight;

Guess you'll have to m —— bate.

Answer 6

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Answer 7

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