A man went into a local bookshop and asked the woman behind the counter: "Do you keep stationery here?"
"No," she said. "Sometimes I move about a bit."
The short ones are best...? I don't wish to lessen or dim its
Importance; it's truly no whim, it's
The usual patter
That size doesn't matter,
But surely, there must be some limits!
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
No, the lass won't go that far,
'Cuz it's just your very first date,
And besides, it's getting late,
Home by 10, her Dad said straight;