About Flu And A Certain Remedy

Question

About Flu

A man walks into the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, ”Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?”
“Do you mean aspirin?” says the pharmacist.
“That’s it, I can never remember that word.”

Link: http://www.health24.com/Medical/Flu/About-Flu/Quotes-and-jokes-about-flu-20120721

Answer 1

Regarding the onions, that will certainly help in limiting the spread of the flu.  No one will want to go near the patient.

Answer 2

Lol - onions are not as "strong" as garlic to "keep at a safe distance". And there is the "bark of the willow tree", resp. it's salicin, to reduce fever and ease pains ...
And we should not forget about vitamin C!

Answer 3

Old stuff.  Let's get Tamiflu or Relenza and make the drug companies richer.  :-)

Answer 4

Lol - you said it: the drug companies would get richer ...



And widespread use will increase the germ resistance ...

Answer 5

The girls on the cam-cam      ↑ ↑ ↑    

Are surely just spam-spam.