Meeting for Lunch
A teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude…?”
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be eating alone.”
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The location of those coordinates is in the middle of Saudi Arabia in the desert, so I hope the teacher was planning to bring lunch along.
But I am shocked, positively SHOCKED at the insensitivity of the student who wouldn't go there. Such blatant Islamophobia!
The student should be made to stay after school for at least a month, to receive special instruction in Political Correctness. And the teacher should go to a re-education camp for permitting this grave state of affairs to exist in his/her classroom.
Oh, yes, of course! The taxpayer pays for whatever.
And for a nice lunch, I would rather recommend places like:
25° 16′ North, 110° 17′ East (which I would like to see) or 44° 55′ North, 2° 26′ East (where I enjoyed some delicious meals).
As for the lunch, yummy for both places.
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!
Teacher asks her class of young uns if anybody can think of a three syllable word and put it into a sentence. A little girl put up her hand and said, "Beautiful. I think you are beautiful."
Teach smiles at the compliment and says, "That's very nice, Mary. Anybody else?"
Another pretty little girl put up her hand and says, "Wonderful. I think you are wonderful, Miss."
Teacher smiles even wider but then notices little Tommy is thrusting his hand energetically into the air, trying to catch her eye. She's not too sure about Tommy but said, "All right. What's your word, Tommy?"
"Urinate, Miss."
"That's not a very nice word, Tommy. Can you put it into a sentence?"
"Yes Miss. My dad says urinate, but if you had bigger breasts you'd be a ten."