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Propaganda or Misunderstood History ?

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Jan 22 in Fun & Humor ☻ by Marianne (18,018 points)
Some Examples

But the Clue Clux Clan would torcher and lynch the ex-Negroes and other innocent victims. It claimed it represented law and odor.

On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. The believed assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposingly insane actor. This ruined Booth's career.


Meanwhile in Europe, the enlightenment was a reasonable time. Voltare invented electricity and also wrote a book called Candy.

Graity was invented by Isaac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the Autumn, when the apples are falling off trees.

Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was very large. Bach died from 1750 to the present.

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Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.

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Link: http://www.ahajokes.com/history.html

4 Answers

Rooster Jan 22

:D:D:D I understood most of that thar stuff. Miss under stoods historiees!

Marianne Rooster Jan 22

Lol, Rooster, I think that you have an excellent general culture. Your pun is super!


:D:D:D



Kninjanin Jan 22
Marianne Kninjanin Jan 22

Lol, Kninjanin, I hope that you like these funny linguistical confusions.

:D:D

Kninjanin Kninjanin Jan 23

Yes.

Marianne Kninjanin Jan 26

:)

TheOtherTink Jan 22

The last cartoon is not true.  Zeno proved a flying arrow can't move, much less pierce an apple.  :D


Lol, T(h)ink, Zeno or Eros? They said that Eros missed more than once the target.

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The author of the drawing seemed to have forgotten that legendary heroes like William Tell or Robin Hood had quite other worries than good old Isaac Newton, who, allegedly, observed a falling apple (oops, there's another error: Issac ...), and who lived several centuries later. As to Zeno of Elea and his paradoxes, well, the "time machine" would have had to travel back (in)to "Pre-Socratic" times, long before the "years of our Lord" ...

Well, with all these absurdities, that's allowing an additional giggle.

:):D:D:D



Virginia Jan 23

Marianne, I laughed and laughed at your 'history'...not to mention the brilliant critical thinking demonstrated by O'Tink as she explained to us all about Zeno's paradox...

Marianne Virginia Jan 23

Lol, Virginia, (also for T(h)ink):

with all these errors, I got quite confused,

'cause grumpy Eros said that he refused,

and Zeno wanted his herbs well infused -

sadly, he could no longer be excused.

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:D:D:D

Virginia Virginia Jan 23

Well Marianne, that cartoon looks like we will no longer have to be concerned about Zeno and his ridiculous paradoxes! (And these poetic soarings of you and Tink are just delightful!)

Marianne Virginia Jan 25

Thank you, Virginia - lol. :D:D:D


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